Someone posts the following on the Neighbourhood watch group chat:
'The electricity has gone off on Leander Avenue.'
This comment alone is proof that aliens live among us, for there is no other explanation for such a stupid statement besides that this person was very lately beamed down to earth without doing any research as to where they were going.
In the evening, our guest arrives. She is a German woman working for an Irish company in London. Very luckily for us, we have not had a power cut for a number of weeks which also means that, when the water is off, we can still pump it from the tank.
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